November 12, 2025 #doggie

I couldn’t sleep. My brain was running through newsletter ideas like a hamster on a wheel—only louder, faster, and with more disco lights.
And then, of course, they showed up. Coco warned me by flopping onto my chest, tail flicking judgmentally.
Sally floated in, arms crossed, eyes twinkling, and that grin that warned chaos was coming
Ah, finally awake. Perfect. Class is in session. Today’s topic: animals. Chaos incarnate in fur and feathers
I rubbed my eyes
Sally… I was just trying to… plan my newsletter…
Planning, darling? Pfft. Newsletters are fine, but knowledge of the animal kingdom is essential for ghostly survival
Joe rolled in like a confused puppy
Uh… dogs are loyal, right?
Yes, Joseph, and loyal is nice… but add a touch of mischief, and you get real chaos
Cat muttered, (hoodie still off!)
Low-key, this is about me surviving y’all, not biology class
Nonsense, darling. Biology is spiritual warfare in fur coats. Now, listen closely. Cats? Masters of terror with style. Hamsters? Tiny tyrants with wheels of doom. Parrots? Gossip machines that never forget. Ferrets? Optional, but highly recommended if you want humility through property theft. Dogs? Sweet, but capable of destroying shoes and egos in equal measure
Coco hissed in agreement at a ghostly squirrel passing by the window. Joe tried to take notes but his ghostly self kept sinking through the furniture
And birds! Flap your wings, steal your breakfast, and somehow still look adorable. Never underestimate the power of cute chaos
I groaned, holding my head
I was literally just trying to figure my newsletter…
Exactly, darling. Observe, record, survive. And maybe sneak in a moral lesson or two. Chaos and newsletters? Symbiotic
Cat rolled her eyes again
Miss Sally vibes. 10/10 would survive apocalypse alone
And just when I thought I could finally breathe, Catalina’s dog barreled in, tail wagging like a hurricane, leaping straight into her arms. Catalina’s eyes went wide, a huge smile spreading across her face
OH MY GOSH…YOU MADE IT!
Coco hissed